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This is a part of the script from Episode 35 of the Epic Saga anime adaptation produced by Gainax and owned by Gamecom. It's from one of the scenes where Jared, Aero, and Sephira encounter a wandering knight who seeks revenge, with an enraged Beecanoe not letting up.

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???: You have arrived.

Jared, Aero, and Sephira: HUH!?!?!?

[The three WOA members look with caution as they see a knight in shining armor which constantly changes colors/elements throughout... akin to a chameleon]

Beecanoe: {snarls} What the hell is this abomination of an opponent, now!? I want General Kurt!

???: That buffoon? He is of no existence from now on...

Aero: No existence? This man speaks rubbish!

???: On the contrary. What I am saying is all true. General Kurt has been dismembered by my new undead army.

Jared: From the Underworld?!

???: Correct, boy.

Beecanoe: Hold up! Since when did you have an undead army? Those aren't your fools to command!

Sephira: {shivers}

[The knight holds his head high in pride, knowing what he's about to do, brandishing his claymore in the process]

???: I am the Elemental Knight. For one thing, I achieved these marvelous allies throughout the power of a certain someone. Who is he, you may ask? That question is not for answering. But this one in particular is: why have you come into my dungeon?

Jared: We came here in search of the true origins of our friend, E.T.G. He is believed to be an entity of tremendous abili---

Beecanoe: Quit the chatting and fight, you degenerate bastard! We know what's been happening!

Aero: There is zero need to become all irrational, young one.

Beecanoe: Who's being irrational??? This dolt is hiding something. Therefore, I'll beat the living crap out of him so he'll spit it all out!!

Element Knight: The cybernetic human has a point, you know.

[Beecanoe's eyes become "bloody red"; meaning that he is fully angered, now]

Element Knight: What is with this devastating grudge you hold against me? You rarely take note of me and/or others in the slightest. According to REIN, you are one of the most arrogant and ill-tempered members who joined alongside the Warriors of Apocalypse, always claiming that you're the strongest and most powerful of all and even not realizing the risk of some of your actions. If you wish to fight, then now is your chance to prove me wrong. But if you lose this battle, then death shall be your only reward! I also keep my thoughts about you, as well!

Sephira: Let's go, stupid! C'mon, c'mon, C'MON!!!!

Beecanoe: ......

[Beecanoe takes a swift position and immediately charges at his enemy]

Beecanoe: HYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Element Knight: (Could this be a different Dry Bones? If anything, we must see for ourselves...)

Beecanoe: Alright, you sniveling freak of nature! Let's see you dodge this!!!

[The Dry Bones initiates his "Dragon Twister" and spins around the Element Knight, hopeful that the move is a dud]

{WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Element Knight: Pitiful!

[The knight activates his "Nightmare Field" and negates the technique's usage, causing Beecanoe to get on his knees]

Beecanoe: W------ WHAT THE!?!?!?!? I-----i---- I can't move my body!

Jared: Beecanoe!!!

Element Knight: You fail to see why this attack of yours was a dud, after all. My Nightmare Field ability negated the possibilities of yourself successfully hitting me with that. I shouldn't be too surprised...

Sephira: Aero-san, how come, like, Beec's unable to make another move or something!?

Aero: It is definitely peculiar, but because Beecanoe had been using an ability such as the Dragon Twister, it appears also that the enemy has a strong portion of protection. Not only that, but due to the effects of this knight's constant chainmail armor swapping its attributes, Beecanoe unfortunately underwent a state of paralysis. One could even say that this "elemental rendezvous" just came out of the blue!

[Sephira sticks her tongue out in disgust and looks toward the viewers]

Sephira: (No more element jokes, please!)

Aero: So does this mean you will forfeit the duel?

[Beecanoe struggles to get out of his paralysis]

Beecanoe: NO!! {straining and grunting}

[Beecanoe suddenly snaps out of it and transforms into "Spirit Supernova"]

Beecanoe: RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jared crosses his arms]

Jared: It seems pure rage is Beecanoe's only option in order to defeat the Elemental Knight.

Element Knight: Hmm....

Beecanoe: WHY ARE YOU IN FEAR, BASTARD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ASHAMED THAT YOU DESERVE YOUR COMEUPPANCE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! LEAVE NOW OR BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Element Knight: I fear you? Tsk tsk. I am in control of an undead army, have defeated warlocks and other brute forces, and even cheated death, itself. Would a mere knight such as myself cower upon viewing your presence?

Beecanoe: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beecanoe lunges forward his target and swallows him whole]

Aero: {gasps}

Sephira: What!?!?

Jared: ........

[An explosion occurs, in which Beecanoe, still in his "Spirit Supernova" transformation, comes out on top.]

{BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Beecanoe: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY, KNIGHT!!!! ARE YOUR WORDS OF ANY USE, NOW?!?!?!?! DIDN'T THINK SO!!! WHY?!?! BECAUSE I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aero sighs in relief]

Aero: It would seem that now we can get our actual answers. 'Tis the perfect time, yes?

Sephira: Yeeeeah!!

Beecanoe: LET'S ALL FIND OUT THIS DING-DONG TRUTH!!!!!!!

[As Aero, Sephira, and Beecanoe walk out, Jared stands in shock and sees that the knight has not been deceased.]

{SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Beecanoe: WE FINALLY GET TO S----- AAAAAA!?!? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aero and Sephira: {gasps in terror}

Jared: This cannot be!

[Out from Beecanoe comes the Element Knight, appearing the same as when before Beecanoe swallowed him up. He slashed Beecanoe's whole body in amusement.]

Element Knight: It was very nice meeting the lot of you, but now it occurs to me that you've actually bored me a bit too much...

[Beecanoe, who was reverted back to his original self, throws up blood and bones as he collapses to the ground]

Sephira: BEEC-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sephira and Jared quickly run to Beecanoe, but are interrupted by the Element Knight, as he knocks the two out with the butt of his claymore.]

Jared: AAAH!!

Sephira: OOOOOOOOOMPH!!!!

[Beecanoe is later manhandled by the Element Knight.]

Aero: Where must you be keeping him!? Communicate!!!

Element Knight: Is it not obvious? I am taking this pathetic excuse of a warrior to REIN at once. As for you and the others... begone!!

[The Element Knight hops on his flying mobile with Beecanoe and slashes open a vortex that sucks Aero and the other two back where they started.]

Jared: {grunts}

[Jared suddenly gets up and carries Sephira on his back]

Jared and Aero: WWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The WOA members are sucked in the vortex, as the Element Knight rides off into the "other side" of the sky.]

Element Knight: {chuckles}

[To be continued?]

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